Thor Struck by Lightening!

Published: 2005-09-20
No, he's not a He-man impersonator, he's Thor and apparently no lightening can stop this rocker from rockin'. Thor dashed across 40 cities only to end up in Portland, Oregon where the unthinkable happened. Thor was performing one of his tricks for the masses with a steel bar clenched in his lips. He was attempting to bend the bar in half with his bulging biceps. Suddenly and without warning lightening struck down upon the overly-tanned man. Passers by said they thought they heard, "Stop the madness, Thor!" in the electrifying bolt, but had no time to fully comprehend the insanity.

Thor miraculously finished the show, but immediately after was rushed to hospital. Sources say Thor is fine now, but due to the circumstances he was forced to cancel the remaining dates of his tour *crickets*.

People not interested in Survivor, The OC, Lost, or the new season of Amazing Race are asked to keep a look out for Thor when he returns for his winter tour dates...preferably in Siberia; North America doesn't need anymore lightening warnings, we just need our cable TV.

Writer: She-ra



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